can't tell, is it an M model?

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 06/21/2018 at 16:18 • Filed to: None

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badges? we need more stinkin’ badges (whole car is a badge)

Ash78, voting early and often > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 16:25

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Recreational marijuana in action.

Spanfeller is a twat > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 16:26

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This is so bad it’s almost depressing.

WilliamsSW > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 16:26

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Lol, with that much shit on there, you know for sure that it ain’t no M.

Overcompensating is a real problem...

boredalways > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 16:26

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That's...that's just awful!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 16:28

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But it’s not even an M5.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 16:35

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You can tell the difference between a standard 5 and an M5 by the number of spare throttle position actuators in the trunk at all times.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 16:35

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The probability of an Bimmer being a real M is inversely proportional to the amount M livery slapped on said car.

CaptDale - is secretly British > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 16:36

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#isno ta Mcar

E90M3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/21/2018 at 16:37

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You sure? Don’t you see all the M badging? Has to be an M5.

WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/21/2018 at 16:39

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Yeah bro that’s a full on M69, with a thousand horsepower and X Drive.  One of one, bespoke AF.

MonkeePuzzle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2018 at 16:39

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if I had an M, I would for sure debadge it. so you might be right

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 16:40

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M stripes on the sides

M stripes on the grill

M stripes to the steering wheel

M badges on the fake vents

M stripes around BMW badges

“M” x 5 = M5

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 16:43

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M-poster

MonkeePuzzle > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 06/21/2018 at 16:43

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BMW logos on the license plate screws too. maybe not M, but jusut another add on

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 06/21/2018 at 16:50

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Mathematically, the correct form would be 5M

[gets chased out of town with pitchforks]

Shift24 > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 17:03

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Guy at work has a m5 badge on his 525Xi E60.....

WilliamsSW > Shift24 06/21/2018 at 17:11

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I would bet money that this car is a 525xi, too.

One thing for sure is that it ain’t a V10, or V8.

RPM esq. > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/21/2018 at 17:31

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Same goes for E46s but with the throttle position switch .

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 17:41

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I’d be impressed if someone took an actual M5, swapped out plebe model bumpers, wheels, etc. from a 525i or something - and THEN riced it back out. 

MonkeePuzzle > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 06/21/2018 at 17:44

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it’s the ultimate form of sleeper :D

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2018 at 17:48

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P itchforks covered with M stripes.

WilliamsSW > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 06/21/2018 at 17:53

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I’d stop before the “riced it back out” personally;)

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > MonkeePuzzle 06/21/2018 at 19:16

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So much effort (and fakery) to make an otherwise unremarkable car stand out. On the other side of the spectrum, this car’s shape is unmistakeable even without any branding.

There’s nothing wrong with owning a 528i.  Why try to make it look like something it is not?

functionoverfashion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/22/2018 at 10:47

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See: M-sport trim level. Factory-supported posing.

Okay, so M-sport models are nice and all. But all the badging is too much.

functionoverfashion > MonkeePuzzle 06/22/2018 at 10:49

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Tow hitch permanently mounted on the front, not for racing, but for ease of towing when it breaks down due to neglected maintenance on things that aren’t badges or pinstripes.